» NEW: WE DO NOT FUCKING RECRUIT FOR ALT RUNS OR SECONDARY RUNS, or other runs, or side runs, or non-main runs, or alternative runs, or Options

[Sark]

Dear Potential Applicants,

Due to a recent influx of shitty apps that we have received recently, i feel it prudent to make this abundantly clear:

WE DO NOT FUCKING RECRUIT FOR ALT RUNS.

We do not have an official alt run. Any side-runs done are NOT my fucking responsibility and are not a guild affair. They are the product of a raider or member with a flare for masochism. This is not a farm guild, we have a single fucking run, it is our main run.

Once again, allow me to reiterate the following points:

1) We have a single run. It is our main run. This is a 25man hardmode run. It is our progression and farm run, and it is, has and always will be limited to raiders, and applicants of MY choosing.
2) We do not do any official alt runs at the present. This is because there is no tier that is out right now that we need geared alts for. Alt runs are not to bring shitty morons to for gear, they are to gear our alts so our skilled, dedicated raiders have options for progression. Once again, if you are not a raider, i don't give a fuck about you, and i sure as hell do not owe you anything.
3) If you are not good enough for our main group, do not even fucking think about applying to "get geared and eventually raid with us." You know where and when you get geared? SOMEWHERE ELSE, ON YOUR OWN FUCKING TIME. It is not our responsibility to teach you WoW and spoon-feed you gear. This is not fucking Fisher Price: My First Raid ™. There are multitude of shitty guilds on this server that can give you gear and experience, because i have no desire to give you either.

That was very fucking simple, wasn't it.

I know you motherfuckers still aren't going to read this. I know you're going to keep posting apps and asking why you were denied. I have prepared a picture to help (which i shamelessly stole from the interwebs):

Just picture me posting that if you ever plan on posting a shitty app. Save me the trouble.

Thanks, love you all lots,

Sarkasmos and WWA.

[Mystearica]

Darn.